Jessica is fed up with her ugly as fuck kids, she says they don’t fit her “aesthetic.” So she 3D prints them new hotter bodies and forces them all to get brain transplants. She also renames them to fit her aesthetic.

Jessica goes on feetfindr.com and meets a new friend Lizzie who owns a bar in New Sluttsville. Initially, Jessica was furious because companies other than the Lindholm Corporation aren’t allowed in New Sluttsville unless given special permission from Jessica herself. But Jessica sees that the bar is only a front for a sex dungeon in the back, so she lets it slide.

Recently Jessica’s face has been melting and peeling whenever she comes in contact with water. But the final straw is when her nose becomes deformed from being in the sun for too long. So using brand new state of the art technology made by the Lindholm Corporation, she gets her very own new and improved face and body.

For the first time in years, Jessica’s 240x600 foot underground cocaine vault starts to run low. So naturally, she goes to Druglandia (the Scandinavian state) to get more! She buys up so much cocaine that it causes a surge in their economy, making the sad and poor people who live there, slightly less sad and poor.

Jessica gets personally involved in a lawsuit involving June Smith because she decided to breach her contract and create her own rival streaming service. Immediately, Jessica enlists Chartreuse Gupplebottom to the case because Jessica just can’t be bothered with dumb, fat bitches.

Since Jessica has been making over everyone in her life recently, and Huckleberry’s whole baby face thing just isn’t doing it for her anymore, she decides to get him a brain transplant too. Now, all of the most important people in her life are hotter and sexier and stuff.

While going through her night stand drawer and digging through her piles upon piles of dildos, Jessica finds her bone marrow baby from a few years ago. Jessica takes a few photos with it, and then tosses it back in.

The first annual L&C Plus Awards is happening at Lindholm Center in New Sluttsville, and Jessica is hosting. Jessica wins two of her very own L&C Plus Awards and all the most famous L&C Plus actors attend.

A bunch of nasty fatties break into Jessica’s mansion in Silicon Valley. They ransack the place and devour tons and tons of food. Jessica, distraught over the situation, orders all the fatties be sent to Scandinavia so they can be punished accordingly.

Jessica and Huckleberry go into Lindholm Corporations new reality scanning chamber to film a sex tape for the brain chip. It’s released to the public and sells 1.2 million copies. Jessica and Huckleberry “get busy” filming hundreds more.