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Episode 1: Who Ate Jessica's Pussy??
When Jessica wakes up in the middle of the night to the sounds of licking and her orgasm's, she finds a dark figure eating her out.
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Episode 2: Fight Or Flight To America??
The Lindholm family gets captured by Somalian pirates, Jessica is forced to negotiate in Arabic for their lives. Jessica gets into a sword fight with the pirates and she kills them and takes their keys to the helicopter, but it only has enough fuel to get them to America.
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Episode 3: "You can't be here!"
Jessica Crashes the helicopter into a hotel in Miami, the FBI comes to take her and her family. Jessica tells the FBI about the situation and writes a check for the property damage.
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Episode 4: Deported
Jessica and her family are getting deported for committing another crime in a country that she’s only allowed in if it’s on a temporary work visa.
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Episode 5: Burn The Sex Tape
A sex tape of Jessica and an 18 year old boy resurfaces on an eBay auction for $10,000,000. In an effort to not get cancelled again she buys the sex tape and performs a ritual to burn it.
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Episode 6: Secrets Can't Be Kept Forever
When Charli finds a box in the castle attic she finds a bunch of past report cards from her dance studio, they are all marked as straight A’s. When she confronts Jessica the truth comes out and the whole time Jessica faked a bunch of bad report cards in attempt to make Charli feel bad about herself.
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Episode 7: Period Blood Bath?
Jessica finds a buzzfeed video where feminists bathe in their period for skin benefits and she decides to do it too, but using her placenta from AJ’s birth like a giant bathtub tea bag.
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Episode 8: Nessa's First BBC!
A porn website called “Erotic Shrimps” reaches out to Jessica to hire Nessa for a porn shoot, Jessica forces Nessa to do it and Nessa gets absolutely PLOWED by a big black cock! It rips open Nessa’s vagina and she has to get emergency stitches.
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Episode 9: Mother Knows Best
Jessica’s kids stage an intervention to confront her about her addiction to snorting a pound of cocaine and then having her echo-bot 3D simulate a machine gun inside her vagina while watching gay orgies performed by Mongolian children.
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Episode 10: Charli when did your vagina grow teeth?
During a conversation the topic of the teeth in Charli’s vagina comes up, Jessica and Charli get in a heated conflict on whether or not vagina teeth is normal.
