A group of protestors camps outside the station demanding the release of a raccoon they claim is being held unjustly. Destiny tries negotiating but gets bitten by a different raccoon mid-speech. Gabreigh joins the protest for the free snacks and accidentally becomes its leader.

During a category 6 hurricane, Destiny and Gabreigh receive a report that the security system at the Jacksonville Bank had been set off. After rushing to the scene, they discover two broke Disk Jockeys trying to rob the bank, they figured it would be the perfect time to do so. Destiny and Gabreigh apprehend the two DJs and bring them to jail.

Destiny and Gabreigh rush to the scene of a violent crime. They ride in the amulance to the hospital with one of the injured criminals, but soon they realize the criminals accomplice hijacked the ambulance. Destiny protects the nurse while Gabreigh wrestles the highjacker on the wheel while disrupting traffic on the interstate.

Destiny and Gabreigh respond to reports of a woman in a costume claiming to be a mermaid causing chaos at a local fountain. Upon arrival, they discover a methhead attempting to baptize passersbyers. After a short conversation, she pursuades Destiny and Gabreigt to let her baptize them.

Reports of a skunk ape terrorizing campers lead the Destiny and Gabreigh into the swampy wilderness. Armed with night-vision goggles and an overzealous cryptozoologist, they embark on a misadventure that blurs the line between meth and reality.

Destiny and Gabreigh bust a pair of obnoxious podcast bros recording “Grindset Mindset” in a strip mall. When asked to quiet down, the bros barricade themselves inside a tanning salon and livestream the standoff. Destiny joins the podcast mid-crisis, while Gabreigh eats herself into a pretzel coma.