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Episode 1: Everglades
While in a high speed car chase, Destiny and Gabreigh end up chasing their perp all the way into the everglades. The perp ditches his car and runs into the swamp, Destiny and Gabreigh go after him but are attacked by mosquitoes and and gators. They fight them off with the putrid stench of their farts, but ultimatly loose the perp.
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Episode 2: Merica' Bitch!
Destiny and Gabreigh run into a French Mime who isnt very good and as a result is yelling slurs at Americans. Destiny and Gabreigh take this as a threat to national security and alert the FBI. When the FBI refuses to come, Destiny and Gabreigh and up just taking turns flirting with the Mime until he runs away crying.
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Episode 3: Fatasses and Foodtrucks
At the annual Jacksonville food truck fair, Destiny and Gabreigh are doing security checks when they find a fatass eating food. Destiny and Gabreigh are hungry because they havent eaten in seventeen minutes and threaten to taze the fatass if they dont give them their food. Fatasses are very protective of their food and Destiny and Gabreigh get in a physical altercation with the fatass.
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Episode 4: Fight Club
Destiny and Gabreigh infiltrate a suburban dads' fight club to shut it down. But the dads catch onto them and figure out that Destiny and Gabreigh are undercover cops. The dads hold Destiny and Gabreigh captive and force them to win their fight club bracket in exchange for their freedom.
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Episode 5: Gator Gus
Destiny and Gabreigh investigate a man selling painted baby alligators as exotic miniature crocodiles to unsuspecting tourists. They navigate a complex scheme, angry farmers, and confused tourists to apprehend the slippery Gator Gus in a whole goose chase through an alligator farm.
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Episode 6: Thick and Thicker
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