Jerome and Whoregan realize they need to move in together before the baby arrives, so Whoregan finally leaves the Pizza Hut storage room she’s been living in and takes an apartment right next to Jerome’s old unit. With their new setup in place, they start preparing for life together and for raising a child.

Whoregan’s water breaks, sending Jerome scrambling to prep the bathtub for their planned water birth. Her screams echo through the entire apartment complex, drawing annoyed neighbors to their door. But complaints turn to horror as everyone witnesses Whoregan deliver a furry baby. Jerome and Whoregan decide to name him Wolfie.

Jerome and Whoregan quickly realize they’re struggling as new parents. They can’t seem to teach Wolfie basic human functions like breathing, blinking, or eating; he mostly just sits there like a vegetable. Completely out of their depth, Jerome and Whoregan decide it’s time to call in a professional for help.

After examining Wolfie, the professional can only describe his condition as a medical anomaly. But once they speak with Jerome and Whoregan, their concerns grow, and they request a surprise CPS investigation. When CPS arrives, they quickly determine that Jerome and Whoregan are wildly unfit parents, and Wolfie is taken into custody.

After Wolfie is taken away, Whoregan sinks back into deep depression. Jerome tries to help her, but her grief is too heavy. While Jerome is at work, Whoregan pours a full bottle of vape juice into a Red Bull, chugs it, and watches American High Shorts on TikTok as she dies.

Jerome is devestated by Whoregan's death on top of having his son taken away. After speaking with Grok on X, Jerome decides to turn back to satan to get revenge on the world. Jerome gets his handy dandy blood oath kit from Temu and summons the devil. Jerome apologizes about "last time" to the devil and promises he will make it up by licking off the gunk between Osama Bin Landen's toes.

Satan accepts Jeromes proposition and even makes him his full time sidekick. But before Jerome can do that he must comeplete the 67 hour training course in the Perishing Square subway station. After finishing, Jerome takes shrooms while Satan trip sits him. Satan creates the worst possible shrooms experice possible. Jerome projectile shits all over the magical subway cart, suffers a defication induced heart attack, and dies.

Jerome's soul is taken to the Bohemian Grove where the Illuminati is about to vote on a potential PornHub X OnlyFans merger. The devil interrupts the meeting and forces them all to find a hot and sexy sacrifice to rebirth Jeromes soul into. They find a man and perform a ritual sacrifice to rebirth Jeromes soul. Jerome is both in love and concered with his new and improved body.

Jerome sneaks out of the magical flesh castle and goes back to living his normal life in his new body. He convinces all his friends that even though he died and was reborn, he is still the same person. Jerome goes back to work at nightclub and makes the most tips hes ever made in a night. But once he arrives back at his apartment, a pissed off Satan is waiting for him.

Satan is furious that Jerome is telling everyone about how he brought Jerome back from the dead. Jerome is ruining Satan's reputationa nd making him look bad. Jerome tries to apologize and says it won't ever happen again. But in a fit of rage, Satan banishes Jerome to hell for all eternity. Jerome falls into the fiery pit of hell and is greeted by his loved ones.