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Episode 1: Pilot
Jerome’s father leaves him a note saying that he’s leaving and he’s probably never going to come
back home. Jerome’s mother has an existential crisis and goes to Atlantic City for the week and
gambles away their mortgage.
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Episode 2: Career Day
Jerome asks his mother to go to career day and speak in front of his class. Initially she says
no, but then she realizes she can try to recruit the teachers into her pyramid scheme. So
Jerome’s mother shows off all of her crystals and claims they can cure any problem.
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Episode 3: Zest Fest
Jerome sees RuPaul is going to be doing a performance at “Zest Fest 2005” and forces his older
brother to take him to the event with blackmail. But they run into their uncle at the event and
get wrapped up in a gay bat mitzvah military operation.
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Episode 4: Daddy's Home!
Jerome’s father comes back home from burning man, and assaults Jerome’s mother. He steals all
her crystals so he can sell them for drug money. The next day, Jerome and his mother day her
crystals are listed on eBay. Together, they sneak into his father’s motel room and steal her
crystals back.
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Episode 5: Jerome's Tribe
Abandoned by his drugged-out parents, Jerome is left to wander the zoo unaccompanied. Jerome
sneaks into the wolf exhibit where he befriends the wolves. He goes unnoticed in the exhibit for
three days until a cleaner finds him and calls the police who give Jerome a lifetime ban.
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Episode 6: Take Your Kid to Work Day
Jeromes dad finally got his oxycodone prescription refilled so he’s in a good mood. So he takes Jerome with him to work for take your kid to work day, at the pornography studio. Jeromes dad shows him all about what a day in the life of a pornography cameraman is like.
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Episode 7: Kool Kidz Klub
All of Jerome’s classmates form a club called the “Kool Kidz Klub” and they refuse to let Jerome join them because they say he’s not kool enough. So Jerome decides to sneak into the science lab and steal a Petri dish full of bacterium yersinia pestis. He puts a little bit of the bacteria in each of his classmates cubbies and they all contract the Pneumonic plague.
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Episode 8: Auntie Jemima
Jerome’s maternal aunt, Jemima, flys in from Saskatchewan to visit their family while she waits to collect the insurance money after burning her house down. After bonding for a while, Jemima takes Jerome to Sephora and teaches him how to shoplift cosmetics.
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Episode 9: Freak Show
To make a little extra money, Jerome’s mother rents out their apartment to a group of performers in the local circus. Unbeknownst to her, these performers were also nazis and would try to attack all the little Jewish kids in the apartment complex.
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Episode 10: Daddy Issues
Jerome’s father snorts too much flakka and runs onto their roof naked while hula dancing and singing California Gurls. After a long hour, he crawls back inside the house and eats his left kidney before dropping dead. Jerome comes home from school to find this horrifying scene.
