Henry is forced into Sioux Falls, he comes across the only club in the city. Turns out the club is actually gay bar with drag queens performing. The drag queens kidnap and drug Henry.

Henry goes to the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden. But Henry ends up seeing one of the bears with a baby in its mouth while its mother is doing coke lines off a strippers asshole.

Henry explores Jacksonville, but with almost comedic timing hurricane Ian rolls in. Henry decides to stay in Jacksonville during the hurricane so he can get "The true Florida experience."

Henry meets the mayor of Fargo and they go out to the best restaurant in the city, Taco Bell. Henry then gets to see a historical tour of Fargo, it consisted of the founding of the city, that's it.

Henry goes on a "Cowboy Boots" tour of Cheyenne where he gets to see all the historical cowboy boots in the city, there was a lot of them. Henry then finds a massive turd in a cowboy boots sculpture.

Henry goes to a children's hospital in Topeka. Henry meets all the disabled children. But Henry is asked to leave when he gets a little bit too handsy with a kid with down syndrome.

Henry finds a dead body in the Des Moines river. Henry turns the body into the police but the police think that Henry did it due to his hoodlum like personality. Henry is held for questioning by the Des Moines Police Department.

Henry goes to a strip club in Mobile. But, everything goes to shit when he realizes its a blood fetish club. The strippers try to devour Henry alive, but Henry escapes.

While on his way to downtown, Henry is captured by a group of teenage hoodlums in an abandoned warehouse. Henry is nearly killed, but being a hoodlum himself, Henry is able to plead with them.