Bertha shows you a normal day in her life, she fucks her Pookie Bear, spins the wheel she made seven years ago with 27 fast food places on it and drives to the place it lands on. Bertha drives 47 minutes to her nearest KFC and eats a light 17,000 calorie breakfast. Bertha goes to Uncle Ted's Fancy Meat Shack where she meets up with some of her best friends for a fun night, she gets drunk and twerks on an Art the Clown impersonator.

Bertha is ready to take her yearly vacation to Memphis. Back in 2013, Bertha was scammed into buying a time share by Lenard, the owner of the one star hotel “Ass Hoes Hotel”. The hotel is only a block away from the Bass Pros pyramid and is where most people stay when visiting the Bass Pros Pyramid. Lenard wasent unable to get the rights to the name for his hotel though.

Papa Earls Grease Hut sounds just like any other normal Grease Hut, but it’s not. To Bertha, Papa Earls Grease Hut special, it’s a way of life. When Bertha was just seventeen years old, she was Papa Earls side chick for three years, until he passed away. Now, Bertha eats at Papa Earls Grease Hut at least once a month, the Grease reminds her of all lubed up the fun she had in her youth. Bertha then eats the 23,000 calorie “Hog Meal For 20”.

Bertha is on a book tour for her bestselling memoir "Unleash the Hog". When in Shreveport she gets kidnapped by one of her longtime enemy June's goons. They try to carve Bertha up into peices like Pookie Bear did to Lizzo's boyfriend, but Bertha remembers that weekend she spent in Fayetteville learning Karate from a sexy Mexican guy. Bertha uses her Karate skills to fight off June's goons.

The Oh Bee City Times writes an article on Bertha, talking about how someone in their very own city is going to have a tv show. Bertha is very excited to finally be in her towns newspaper for something other than getting too drunk at Deborah’s Bar and tackling Morgan Wallen. But when the article is published Bertha is furious, the article told everyone about how L&C Plus scammed her with a one thousand dollar per episode salary.

Back in Bertha’s teen years she was the best competitive eater in all of Tsecni County, hell she was the best eater in all of Mississippi. Bertha won their brisket eating contest seven years in a row. Bertha travels back to Tsecni County to relive her glory days as Brisket Queen and try to win the Tsecni County Brisket Eating contest again. But Bertha finds that there is a new Brisket Queen in town.

Bertha is furious to hear there is a new Brisket Queen who beat her nineteen pound record. This new Brisket Bitch is named Bug Everhard, who Bertha realizes was the girl who got second place to Bertha every year in the brisket contest. When Bertha left Tsecni County, Bug trained day and night to beat Berthas record. Bertha begins vigorously training to eat more brisket for the contest. Come contest day Bertha beats Bug’s record by 0.0001 pounds. Bug attacks Bertha but the county sheriff drags her back to the county jail.

Bertha is shopping at the vegan store because she has decided to become a meat eating vegan. But all of a sudden Bertha begins to hear screams, it’s ghostface! He’s carving up all the vegans. Bertha has to do something, so she does. Bertha strips down naked and begins hula dancing to distract ghostface. It works, the survivors are able to escape. But now Bertha is still trapped with ghostface, he stabs her in the torso, but Bertha’s thick layer of belly fat protects her from any major injury. Bertha slaps him across the face with a slab of fake meat, knocking him unconscious. Bertha is now known as a town hero for using her body to save all of those lives.